Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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