As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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