Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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