Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
tonight lets celebrate not being married
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Randomize
