the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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