Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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