yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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