Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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