I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We need to rekindle our bromance
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
