WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Randomize
