i think i have two assholes
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
