Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
