Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Randomize
