She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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