well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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