this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize