We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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