So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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