If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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