Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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