i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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