I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Randomize
