Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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