I hate your face
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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