yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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