you're like a bully in the Christmas story
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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