I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
