That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Randomize