Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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