Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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