Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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