he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I believe in your delicious
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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