We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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