he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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