i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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