kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I need a burrito and a hug.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
