Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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