help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
accomplished twins. life is a go
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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