Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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