Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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