My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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