I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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