Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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