Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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