i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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