I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'm just crazy horny about you
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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