there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
