Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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