I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize