? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I could make wine with my vomit
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
You ate ashes out of my bong
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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