And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
