who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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